Greetings Program
walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

wifipassworcl:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

did anyone else notice the priest’s head blow up

wifipassworcl:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

did anyone else notice the priest’s head blow up

edwardspoonhands:

There are three important ingredients to a good video…the writing, the performance, and the editing. Now, of course, lots of videos have those things blend together…sometimes I write while I film and sometimes while I edit (deciding to put stuff on screen or cut things…

satanicdemona:

twelvemeancats:

autogynephile:

twelvemeancats:

autogynephile:

autogynephile:

this apartment has heated bathroom floors what the Fuck what the Fuck what the FUck

how does that happen how does that work and who does it

my parents have heated floors in their basement—usually it’s either water-heated tubing or electric coils under the tiles that makes them warm

i meant that a little bit more cosmically but thank you

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what the

ellendegeneres:

They’ll come back when they run out of candy.

ellendegeneres:

They’ll come back when they run out of candy.

yolkpunk:

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girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks

they are always touching each other.

unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:

KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG